Things You Should Never Say To Your Ex, Even Though You Might Really Want To

- i miss you

- i miss your nephew/any other cute family member who thought you were the best

- i wish i could hang out with you and your new boo! 

- i saw *cool thing* and thought your girlfriend would really like it

- no one else makes scrambled eggs/fried chicken/any other delicious food stuff like you do 

- you didn’t do *incredibly obnoxious thing* when we were together

- you didn’t do *incredibly romantic thing* when we were together 

- we had fun, eh?

- do you miss me?

- check out this poem i wrote about how you broke my heart 

- i was thinking about you the other day and… 

- i miss you